im-a-fricken-doll:

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

adulting all over the place

posted 4 minutes ago with 189,329 notesvia: striginesensibility   source: snh-snh-snh    reblog

congalineofdurin:

lifting-spirits:

mr-noodle-arms:

willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

READ THE COMMENT

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arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

posted 7 minutes ago with 408,826 notesvia: brainbowunicorn   source: marielovesgroban    reblog

(Source: theeohsees)

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cowboymafia:

Steal His Look: Blockin’ Out the Haters/Brandon Bowen
Yves Saint Laurent Green Polo - $899
Gucci Plastic Spoons - $606

cowboymafia:

Steal His Look: Blockin’ Out the Haters/Brandon Bowen

Yves Saint Laurent Green Polo - $899

Gucci Plastic Spoons - $606

posted 8 minutes ago with 48,730 notesvia: danisnotonfire   source: cowboymafia    reblog

mishasminions:

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

(Source: bloodyoathmate)

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nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

posted 15 minutes ago with 69,274 notesvia: write-swag-write   source: nonlinear-nonsubjective    reblog

ghostyon:

thebusinessend:

IT TASTES LIKE  THE COLOUR GREY, that’s so accurate, oh my god.

/!\DO NOT BITE THE JOLLY RANCHERS/!\

(Source: ubungmachtdenmeister)

posted 16 minutes ago with 6,656 notesvia: i-gotta-go-good-day-pusscake   source: ubungmachtdenmeister    reblog
mrsnatsudragneel:

phil is the most adorable little sack of love ever

mrsnatsudragneel:

phil is the most adorable little sack of love ever

posted 20 minutes ago with 4,316 notesvia: phanfuckingtastic   source: mrsnatsudragneel    reblog
#erik

(Source: marvelmovies)

posted 45 minutes ago with 1,676 notesvia: xmendaily   source: marvelmovies    reblog
silent-circus:

This just seems like a really good idea.

silent-circus:

This just seems like a really good idea.

(Source: thesteadyhuman)

posted 45 minutes ago with 538,416 notesvia: liguoriliscious   source: thesteadyhuman    reblog

kingorb:

I’m done 

(Source: seruant)

posted 46 minutes ago with 50,968 notesvia: liguoriliscious   source: seruant    reblog

msjewbooty:

imamazinglyonfire:

msjewbooty:

microinfinity:

northrn:

lampsarepeopletoo:

msjewbooty:

the word gay is actually an acronym

god

actually doesn’t mind if

you’re gay

god

accepts

you

god

always

yugoslavia

gandalf 

ate

yoda 

stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not

God 

Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because 

yolo

im going to vomit on you

posted 47 minutes ago with 393,654 notesvia: liguoriliscious   source: msjewbooty-deactivated20130104    reblog
Veni, vidi, vici. Erase, rewind, repeat.

(Source: sabacc)

posted 51 minutes ago with 3,442 notesvia: erikomaeda   source: sabacc    reblog

thisismyideaofhumor:

I had a dream the other night that they made a Night Vale movie and that Cecil was introduced with a very dramatic shot of him walking down the station hallway until it pans down and you see he’s wearing light-up sketchers

posted 51 minutes ago with 37,715 notesvia: highest-peaks   source: thisismyideaofhumor    reblog